"I've been accused by the press of giving lap dances at clubs. I mean, little ol' me? It's shocking. People love to believe it. It's way more exciting to talk about than the truth! And they're so descriptive about these lap dances. I don't even know how to do a lap dance!"
Hilary Duff, telling Maxim about the worst thing ever written about her, while posing seductively on the magazine's January cover.
Lap dances? Whatever would give people that idea?
E! Online
